THE NEW LOFT
By **** ****
Congratulations on your new trendy loft,
I would not have it at any cost.
No homeless or riff raff live in your abode,
Because they are all loitering down by the road.
Yes, it is true I live in “Skeezerville”,
With poor white trash & abundant road kill.
Most of the trash live in a hovel,
But they never give us any trouble.
I can walk out to my street or barn,
And not worry about bodily harm.
So you may want to consider some mace or pack heat,
Or learn some karate kicks for your feet.
If you do indeed buy a baker’s rack-
When you carry it up- watch your back.
This original poem by **** **** is dedicated to Tracey & Russ in honor of their new apartment.
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